September 2011
2 posts
more foreign troubles
xstrangerdanger: hows studying kitteh?
Eric Woo: sehr gut
xstrangerdanger: wat
xstrangerdanger: surrogate?
August 2011
1 post
“If you’re rowing your canoe down the street and a wheel falls off, how...”
– xoopus from reddit
July 2011
1 post
March 2011
4 posts
“i AM the exception”
– Amy “The Exception” Doan
“Actually, during the rap section he mentions a school bus for seemingly no...”
– Dkoala of reddit’s attempt to make sense of “Friday”
“i’m a super sayan”
– Amy “Goku” Doan
February 2011
4 posts
...and then minutes later, she outdoes herself
xstrangerdanger: babby
xstrangerdanger: i wish i was lady gaga
xstrangerdanger: no
Eric Woo: wat
xstrangerdanger: i wish i was a mix between lady gaga and janet jackson
xstrangerdanger: like a tan lady gaga with an r&b twist
xstrangerdanger: kewl.
Eric Woo: ....
amy's weird idea no. 90341812935709
Eric Woo: the problem with a bunch of big dogs
Eric Woo: is thta if we travel
Eric Woo: we cant bring them all
Eric Woo: if any
xstrangerdanger: we'll teach them how to use their feet
xstrangerdanger: like hands
xstrangerdanger: and they'll be able to take care of themselves
“awww yeah hold it against me video premier”
– Amy Doan
creepy potter
boo its woo: i cant wait til ur back!
xstrangerdanger: me neithaaaa
xstrangerdanger: i'm gonna snuggle you til you blow up
xstrangerdanger: and then with my sorceror's stone i'm gonna bring you back
boo its woo: wat
xstrangerdanger: wut
January 2011
6 posts
fifa
me: god, he's being such a little pussy. it's driving me crazy
chon: what, you don't like little pussies? or do you like them so much it's driving you crazy?
morals
boo its woo: well
boo its woo: you do what you think is best sweetie
boo its woo: i trust you
boo its woo: my wittle moral beezy
xstrangerdanger: beezy always moral
“There are nipples on more things than breasts.”
– Dr. Highsmith
what the hey?
xstrangerdanger: i like roses
xstrangerdanger: as long as theyre black
xstrangerdanger: like my soul.
boo its woo: wat
December 2010
10 posts
more translation issues
xstrangerdanger: but it was really ajummah
xstrangerdanger: that means delicious
boo its woo: what?
“i’m frustrated cause i’m hungry and i ate all my cheese nibs. all of...”
– amy “hunger” doan
christmas time, or for the spanish-impaired, time...
i can’t believe it’s christmas again already
so much has changed since last christmas
i’m very thankful for everything that has happened to me in this past year
i can’t wait to see what is in store for me in the future
have a very merry christmas, readers,
and make sure to spread your joy and cheer to those around you
because this is no time for despair,
but a time...
“I could’ve fisted those puppies”
– Amy Doan, sexual deviant
“Ah yes, the white version: “Educate Me On How to Douglas”
– kuphinit of reddit
“In my day vampires sucked blood, not cock.”
– andrewsmith1986 of reddit
an idiot gets into an argument with another idiot
boo its woo: nah
boo its woo: i am
xstrangerdanger: nah
xstrangerdanger: i am
boo its woo: ma i
boo its woo: han
xstrangerdanger: han
xstrangerdanger: ma i
“Dum spiro spero”
– Cicero
red panda adoption?
xstrangerdanger : ugh cuz i dont wanna work with the birds.. or scoop poo. maybe ill apply as a "red panda specialist"
xstrangerdanger : ooh and ill be in those red panda shows, dressed like a red panda
xstrangerdanger : i feel like youd liek dat
boo its woo : hahahahaha
boo its woo : ID LOVE THAT
boo its woo : baby
boo its woo : that would be so fuckin cute
boo its woo : my head would explode
xstrangerdanger : hahahaha, cuz im like a cute thing stuffed in another cute thing
boo its woo : ...
boo its woo : sure babby
xstrangerdanger : i guess it sounds creepy when i put it that way
new lamp
amy: one time i had i had my lamp down like this, and i had my mirror open like this and i shined the light in my eyes
me: (lol irl)
amy: ...
me: what?
amy: i just did it again...
me: (lol harder irl)
“i am hXc”
– Amy Doan
November 2010
8 posts
regarding amy being rewarded for good behavior
me: if u behave I will
amy: Im always being have
“my eyelids feel so.. smooth”
– Amy “Creepster” Doan
“i bought mirrors to hang on my wall so i can just look at them and blow kisses”
– Amy Doan (my wittle narcissist)
“i know you don’t get texts but something just happened and i had to tell...”
– Amy Doan (happy anniversary beeboo!)
“A man walks into a bar. He was a limbo world champion and the shame of his...”
– tunapastabake
note to self
finish “tinkers”
start ” a confederacy of dunces”
acquire “infinite jest”
digest words
October 2010
5 posts
“I was on youtube, cause I wanted to learn how to dougie.”
– Amy Doan
blank dicks?
xstrangerdanger:
omgg none of my blank dicks are workinggg
boo its woo:
hahahahaha
boo its woo:
blank dicks
xstrangerdanger:
NO
xstrangerdanger:
I MEANT BLANK DICKS
xstrangerdanger:
DISCKS*
boo its woo:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
xstrangerdanger:
DISKS
xstrangerdanger:
;_;
xstrangerdanger:
everyone always laughs at my blank dicks
“why did you take a picture of me like that I LOOK LIKE A POTATO!”
– Amy Doan
Amy's foreign troubles
me: Finally finished I had deep fired teriyaki chicken they don't have regular chickun
amy: Yummers did you like it?
me: Yeah it was muy bueno
amy: Since you ate japanese food, it was domo arigato
“No one’s gonna bust my chops! They’re not for busting!”
– Amy Doan
August 2010
1 post
“In the Toy Story serie, the toys are talking. And toys can’t talk.”
– Carambar on “Plot Holes in Great Movies”
June 2010
3 posts
“This week on How It’s Made: Deadliest Ghost Truck Logger UFO Weapon...”
– kronn8
omg itrollyou
bro: i met the RZA and the GZA once
me: oh yeah? where?
bro: mcdonalds.
me: in what city?
bro: stockton?
me: what time?
bro: 10pm.
me: what month?
bro: october.
me: what day?
bro: the 10th.
(both realizing that he just said 10/10/10 at 10pm subconsciously)
too good to not repost
booitswoo
: man
: where did my life go so wrong
: that im lookin forward to going to stockton
xstrangerdanger
: you grew up in palm desert
: there is nothing to do there
: oh wait
: theres nothing to do in stockton either
: well
boo its woo
: if i had money
xstrangerdanger
: since youre coming to me
boo its woo
: there would be plenty to do
xstrangerdanger
: i think that your life is going in the right direction
boo its woo
: oh
: true
xstrangerdanger
: can i make up an analogy that you wont make fun of me for?
: well
: i already made it up
: can i tell you without being made fun of?
boo its woo
: yeah
: sure
xstrangerdanger
: hehehehehehhehehehehe
: okay
: i am the north star
: no wait
boo its woo
: oh god
xstrangerdanger
: i dont wanna
boo its woo
: just keep going
: i have to hear the rest now
xstrangerdanger
: really?
boo its woo
: yes
xstrangerdanger
: sigh
: you are the weary traveller
: no i dont wanna anymore
: youre gonna tell chon
boo its woo
: i wont
xstrangerdanger
: and i'll never hear the end of it
boo its woo
: keep going
xstrangerdanger
: you need me to get to safety
: or something like that
: actually
: change "weary"
: to
: i dont know
: a better word for "lost"
: man i am so
: poetic
: and amazing
May 2010
1 post
to school:
i’m not asking you to leave
i’m just begging you to let me get some sleep
i’ve lied awake for far too long
i get so sick and tired of witnessing the dawn
April 2010
3 posts
oh mang
4chan is generally awful
but sometimes there’s some funny shit on it:
“hey so I’m going into this pub quiz thing with a few mates tonight, and I’m wanting a really fuckin awesome/crazy/silly/psychotic name to call our team. Pic semi related”
“Buttmachine Boys”
“Fat Kids are Harder to Kidnap”
“URETHRAL FISTING”
...
“Oh, and Southpaws are the new Gingers, who are coincidentally the old Jews.”
– alecb of digg commenting on Tim Tebow
dream caught
i just had the weirdest fuckin dream
first off
kimberly cheng asked me to take a “history of victorian era” class with her
next semester
this was by the grove
and the uc’s were some sort of “project-esque” condemned apartments
and for some reason dennis hopper was this
grass-roots activist who made a one-hit wonder song
that sounded exactly like that one mario...
March 2010
1 post
what i'm capable of
i’m still around
you all should know this
this is just saying
that i’m still around